Lee and Andrea are fired up after this week's explosive episode of The Bachelorette, which Lee declares is "an assault on the English language." They also recite a dramatic reading from a cringe-worthy exchange between Rachel and Bryan before diving into commentary on Alex's purple tiger suit, strange country music lyrics, and the escalating situation with Kenny and the other Lee (the one who has racist tendencies). Finally, as Lee and Andrea prepare to travel to Charleston next week, they check in on the Southern Charm gang and wonder how likely they are to run into Shep at a bar.
Lee and Andrea discuss the news that's rocking Bachelor Nation this week, and Andrea shares her own terrible news about a recent incident that has left her questioning everything. Without a new episode of The Bachelorette, our favorite Southern Idiots are front and center this week.
Lee and Andrea discuss the recent announcement of the new cast for Bachelor in Paradise, and also share some exciting news from the Twitter-verse regarding one Adam Jr. (aka - everyone's favorite doll who's looking for love). Then they jump into discussing the latest episode of The Bachelorette which includes a revealing trip to the Ellen show, a painful lesson in kissing with Fred, a jarring observation about Anthony, and a mud-wrestling competition that leads to mud-slinging as emotions heat-up. Finally, they briefly check-in on the Southern Charm gang and ponder a controversial opinion that Patricia may in fact be the best match for Thomas.
Lee and Andrea console each other over the latest chaotic news headlines and the stunning loss of a Bachelor relationship gone sour, but somehow manage to get it together enough to give their dog a DNA test. Then they recap this week's episode of Southern Charm where they dream of having bourbon slushies with Patricia and cover everything from Kathryn's questionable hairstyle and Craig's downward spiral, to a quail hunting trip where Chelsea proves she may be the hardest bird to catch.
Stephen Colletti joins Lee and Andrea as their first podcast guest! They take a walk down memory lane with some behind-the-scenes stories from Stephen's "Laguna Beach" and "One Tree Hill" days, and they also get his perspective about the realities of reality tv. They also discuss Stephen's favorite lady of Charleston, Cameran's dark (white?) past, and everything else from this week's episode of Southern Charm, including questions about how many drinks Shep really has every day and what exactly Craig is making with his new sewing machine.
Lee and Andrea reflect on a harrowing experience they had over the weekend involving a hike gone wrong, and then move on to recapping this week's episode of Southern Charm. They dissect the Austen/Chelsea/Shep love triangle, and Andrea finds herself warming up to a very unexpected person. They also discuss their favorite southern colloquialisms, Landon's warped self-view, what Thomas wants in a woman, Shep's paisley party-pants, and the birthday cruise that was anything but smooth sailing.
Andrea and Lee discuss Andrea's startling discovery that Lee is more similar to Austen than they ever thought possible. They also bid adieu to Vanderpump Rules for the season, expose the truth about what Thomas has really been wasting his years on, and recap all the other shenanigans on this week's episode of Southern Charm.
Lee and Andrea try Vanderpump Pink Sangria and the ruling is not favorable. They also discuss Lee's disturbing dream-subconscious and exciting news from the Bravo universe before recapping the Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2 and the latest episode of Southern Charm.